Hey America! Where's my free motherfucking MRAP and grenade launcher? I've been paying taxes and I want to protect my family from potential threats. We have rattle snakes in the area and I would like to use the grenade launchers to destroy their nests and the MRAPs to run over any that get onto my lawn. » 9/16/14 6:51pm 9/16/14 6:51pm

In high school, while ditching class we witnessed a woman throw her McDonald's trash out her car window. My friend was in the passenger seat of my car and he remember that I had a hand-gun style cap gun (with the orange cap painted black) under my seat. He grabbed it and ran up to her window, pointing the gun at her… » 9/16/14 11:14am 9/16/14 11:14am

That's crazy talk. I own two skyactiv cars and 1) The interval is 7500 or 10k miles depending on conditions 2) Warranty can't be void by NOT going to the dealer for services and 3) While they do require synthetic, I spend a whopping $38 including OEM filter on quality oil and a filter and do the changes myself. » 9/08/14 12:55pm 9/08/14 12:55pm